Both use of and eligibility for food stamps are at a record high in the great U.S.A. in 2012, leaving roughly 1 out of 7 households using them and 1 out of 4 people able to collect them based on the current guidelines.

 However, often times while hiking and camping (or as I like to say "playing homeless") I notice the following signs...

We are discouraged from feeding wildlife because it may lead to a state of dependency on hand feeding, as well as a potential threat to those who are feeding them.  But somehow it is A-OK to develop and foster this condition among people.  Before you know it, circus bears will be putting chrome rims on their unicycles...

Animal Planet 5 Years Ago....

Animal Planet This Week....

Clear advances in biological science.

Spare a slick Hundo?

"Under a Doomsday Scenario, I'll be the only one standing there who has another 100 pounds to lose." ...I know this is a few months behind.  But this is an alleged reasonable argument for one of NatGeo's Doomsday Preppers.  I hate to break it to you lady... but when it hits the fan, I'm going to eat you.  You may be hearty, but you'll also be slow enough for the zombies come for you. 

Those little sausage fingers would be delicious with some sauteed onions and mushrooms... 

The NBA Lebr-inals.

I've recently lent an eye and an ear to the NBA since the playoffs are all over the airwaves and the Stanley Cup Finals have two days off.  As a habitual, non-NBA, individual, I stumbled across the Lebron James argument.  We have the avid fans... and the people who just want to see him fail.  It's like two opposing regimes. But let's face it, the man puts up buckets.  He's consistent, and unlike many other members of the league isn't shrouded in legal and league infractions.  It's like the way people claim to hate Tom Brady... The man throws bullets, Smashes Models, and wears Ugg boots for money and comfort, despite how lazy and retarded they make people look.  People who are good at what they do always have their naysayers.  

BUT WHAT THE SHIT!?!?! IS UP WITH THE THICK FRAMED GLASSES IN THE POST, ALL STAR WEEKEND, NBA!?!? It's bad enough that you giant ladies bitch and whine about another player gently grazing you a thumb when you shoot, but do you all have to start dressing like pussies now too?  Looks like we have a whole new generation of "Hip-stazzz".  Thanks Urkel...

.... And yet, I still want both of them to eat the biggest turd I can pinch.

This has fucking happened TWICE in the past year in Michigan.

http://news.yahoo.com/lottery-winner-food-stamps-thought-maybe-okay-because-161650898.html

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2011-05-19-lottery-winner-food-stamps_n.htm

No worries... you're entitled to it!.... Wake up and smell the welfare dirtbags.

Get ready assholes.

Sandals Resort Commercial

In case anyone hasn't noticed... when the Sandals Resort commercial constantly comes on at night while all of us are failing to sleep... The dickhead in the scuba diving scene is swimming with his fucking arms crossed.  Nobody swims with their God damn arms crossed, unless Sandals scuba tours suck so bad that you cross your arms and say "well this sucks, I'm scuba diving in the tropics...".