.... And yet, I still want both of them to eat the biggest turd I can pinch.

This has fucking happened TWICE in the past year in Michigan.

http://news.yahoo.com/lottery-winner-food-stamps-thought-maybe-okay-because-161650898.html

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2011-05-19-lottery-winner-food-stamps_n.htm

No worries... you're entitled to it!.... Wake up and smell the welfare dirtbags.

Get ready assholes.

Sandals Resort Commercial

In case anyone hasn't noticed... when the Sandals Resort commercial constantly comes on at night while all of us are failing to sleep... The dickhead in the scuba diving scene is swimming with his fucking arms crossed.  Nobody swims with their God damn arms crossed, unless Sandals scuba tours suck so bad that you cross your arms and say "well this sucks, I'm scuba diving in the tropics...".